Swagporter Sentral
We got yer cups! We got yer shirts!
Your One-Stop Shop for Mackinac Island Novels Merchandise
The Dockporter Team—those diligent, hardworking artisans from around the globe—have officially opened a shop on Redbubble for all things Mackinac Island Novels. You can check it out here. And let me tell you, the mugs are where it’s at.
Buy the Whole Set!
Now, picture this: three mugs, each an exact replica of the front and back covers of our books — only in cylindrical form!
Yes, fab reader, imagine the craftsmanship required to bend a book cover (which is clearly square) into the cylindrical shape of a mug. This feat of engineering alone is worth the price. These aren’t just any mugs; they’re works of art that meld the essence of Mackinac Island into a fine, hand-made ceramic vessel. And when I say “hand-made,” I’m being metaphysical here. After all, everything is “hand-made” if you think about it. Humans built the machines that mass-produced these mugs, right?
With their hands.
So, it still counts.
Swagporter Sentral is just starting, but it will only grow.
Assuming people buy stuff.
For now, start with a set of three mugs. People will think you’re reading our books when, in reality, you’re getting wired on the finest illegal coffee beans from the Costa Rican underground.
It’s the ultimate illusion of productivity.
MisGuided: Free for a Limited Time
If mugs aren't enough to lure you into our twisted little world, MisGuided is free for a full month! That’s right, you can download and share it to your heart’s content. All we ask in return is that you download and share.
Then leave a review and tell the world your thoughts on our island yarn. Reviews are the lifeblood of indie authors like us, so seriously, don’t get shy. It’s bad for business.
GRAB YOUR FREE MISGUIDED DIGITAL COPY HERE!
The Perils of Serial Storytelling
And yes, I know I never finished the book signing saga. Let me offer a word of advice: Rule One of writing updates—never call a post “Part 1.” Why? Because you’ve now committed yourself to a “Part 2,” or, by implication, a Part 3. It’s a slippery slope, folks, as we all know how much the world loves a trilogy.
So, consider this a promise that Part 2 is coming. I will not leave you hanging.
But in the meantime, check out the mugs, T-shirts, and notebooks, grab MisGuided for free, and let us know your thoughts.
… Also, the audiobook for MisGuided is in production!
More later. Thanks again for all the support!